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Meet Sloppy. He's the world's slowest degen that's been dropped into the fastest markets to exist. With one mission... to get rich!
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pigeonsloppyonsolsloppyonsolsloppyonsol4pm. breakfast.
sloppyonsolsloppyonsol5pm. budgeting.
sloppyonsolsloppyonsol9pm. manifesting.
sloppyonsolsloppyonsol11pm. locked in.
sloppyonsolsloppyonsol4am. all in.
- phase 1 we are here
degen at heart.
sloppy wants to get rich trading meme coins. one problem: he moves at sloth speed, and the meme coin landscape doesn't wait. too slow to ever be profitable, he goes looking for another way — and finds the casino.
- phase 2
the finance bro.
he wins big at the casino with his $SLOPS, cashes into xStocks, and holds his bags on solana. the degen ways get ditched — sloppy becomes a wall street finance bro.
- phase 3
classified.
hidden for now.